CAUTION: I am a fangirl!

clavicola:

The most stressful thought is how there are so many books I’d like to read and not enough human lives for me to read them all. 

(via scared-like-me)

when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

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instead of wife swap they should do blog swap where they force two bloggers from different catagories to act like the other for a week and try to fit in

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Oh my god you guys.

a-holy-musical-starship:

I just had the ABSOLUTE BEST NIGHT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. ;___;

Oh my god the apocalyptour was amazing, and everybody, and…. AUGH I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

expect a huuge (spoiler free!) post with all the details soon. Later. I DON’T KNOW. I CAN’T PROCESS THIS. AHHHH.

:D I’m so happy for you! 

have you ever shipped something so hard that you started crying

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Headcanon: Snape’s mom and Lily got along really well.

She would always check in to see how she was doing, and always worried about her home life. 

thebloodybaron:

did you hear oxygen and potassium went on a date? it went OK.

(via findmyfaceinthecosmos)

almostgolden:

bain-bridge:

I love creative people that are creative and smart enough to make shit like this, the solar eclipse was a little disappointing down where I was but this just shows you how cool it actually is

fuck dude i hunted it for so long but the damn marine layer was such a cockblock

almostgolden:

bain-bridge:

I love creative people that are creative and smart enough to make shit like this, the solar eclipse was a little disappointing down where I was but this just shows you how cool it actually is

fuck dude i hunted it for so long but the damn marine layer was such a cockblock

(Source: picapixels, via findmyfaceinthecosmos)

One day...

Suzanne Collins: Would you like to write a book with me?

JK Rowling: Of course, why not?

Then...

Beginning of the book: Some characters die.

Middle of the book: Many characters die.

End of the book: All the characters died.

Then...

Steven Moffat: I would like to make a mini series based on your book.

inreallifetherearenofairytales:

BUT IN AMERICA WE HAVE MEMORIAL DAY. JEALOUS OF OUR FREEDOM?

inreallifetherearenofairytales:

BUT IN AMERICA WE HAVE MEMORIAL DAY. JEALOUS OF OUR FREEDOM?

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Teacher: Why did you not study?

Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

Dante Basco (Zuko) on The Last Airbender movie.

(Source: zukkos, via i-aint-even-bovvered)

dankifried:

okay

Wait. That’s an awesome taco. It has both a hard and soft shell. Wow. Mind=Blown.

dankifried:

okay

Wait. That’s an awesome taco. It has both a hard and soft shell. Wow. Mind=Blown.

(via i-aint-even-bovvered)

A Horcrux is a powerful object in which a Dark wizard or witch has hidden a fragment of his or her soul for the purpose of attaining immortality.

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youcancallmepotter:

do you ever just start forming inside jokes with yourself

(via moonlite-suspenders)